{"product_id":"paradise-5-star-crystal-ball-35-mm-ball-top","title":"Paradise 5 Star Crystal Ball 35 mm Ball Top","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Five Star 35 mm Crystal Ball top for your joystick\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFive is such a great number. It's half of 10, and easy to multiply. 5, 10, 15, 20... easy to keep track of even if you can't do math like some guy named Joku! I heard a great warrior once did a few mis-translated kayo-ryu-kens x 20 and beat some short alien vegetable guy in a fight. Hey I'm not making these up, these are real legends passed through the ages! Most people know this by now. Anyway, that evil vegan guy who lost was probably only 5 ft tall. 1 ft for each star in this ball, so if you're like that guy and need a little more kick in your punches or balls then this is the right one for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eTN: Somewhere lost in translation is that if you grip the 5 star ball with all 5 fingers you can execute a 5 star ball punch. It doesn't make sense when translated to English so take that with a grain of salty vinegar!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Paradise 5 Star Crystal Ball 35 mm Ball Top","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":30260756873296,"sku":"pas-scb-35-5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0249\/1927\/7648\/products\/6767.jpg?v=1571748674","url":"https:\/\/jkh-consulting-sandbox.myshopify.com\/products\/paradise-5-star-crystal-ball-35-mm-ball-top","provider":"JKH Consulting Sandbox","version":"1.0","type":"link"}